Dear Patrick (Martin) Vaughn Stump,
Stop being so goddamn fucking adorable, sexy, and amazing. I know you don't think that you are, but believe me i am not the only one (and I would hope your gf lets you know). Singing, music writing, producing, film making, painting; I've seized to care about what you actually do, just that you do it. More than being sexually attracted to you, I am in utter awe. I mean, dude, you are 6 days younger than me and you are so accomplished, and there is no measure as to how much you can actually do. I'm constantly amazed. You have absolutely no idea the kind of jealousy I feel when I think about your work.
If you could actually see this or read this I'd probablyjust blush and bow my head and pretend i was drunk when I wrote it. Honest to god though, you're an endless talent to the world. You're humbleness only make you that much more attractive. I wish, I WISH I could have the same amount of talent and the same amount of immunity to being a diva. But I know me, and I know that if I were as talented and charming and outstanding as you are I would never stop talking about it.
So keep on denying. Keep on pretending that you're nobody, unimportant, and insufficient, but I know better.

Love and admiration,
Ashley Lauren Galindo