inglourious basterds, is it really necessary for you to be two and a half hours long? i'm halfway through and tired as fuck, but i'm one of those people who has to see the entire thing in one sitting. i'm not going to be done until at least 3am, i'll hardly get any sleep, and be tired as fuck when my plans come around in the afternoon. awesome

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Loved tonight's crazy eps! What'd you think of the first of 3 Double Dollhouse Fridays ONTD?



BONUS: Dollhouse fans pooled some money together and sent the cast & crew "Thanks for the great show!" cakes, to keep their bellies full of love on their night shoot. Cast & crew, wonderful as they are, uploaded pics to Twitter.



( Maybe there'll be cake! )

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It seems like forever since Finnish love metal band HIM has been heard from, but good news, Ville Valo and the guys are back and they're brought something concrete for fans to hold on to.

The band has just premiered its new single, "Heartkiller," on MySpace. Check it out here. It's wee bit of a departure from the band's previous works, but in a very good, hopeful-for-the-rest-of-the-album kind of way.

"Heartkiller" is the first track from their upcoming album, "Screamworks: Love in Theory and Practice," due out on Feb. 9. It's the band's seventh studio album, following its 2007 disc, "Venus Doom," which debuted at No. 12 and was nominated for a Grammy for “Best Boxed/Special Limited Edition Packaging.” Who knew such a thing existed? Sheesh.

No US tour dates seem to be set up for the moment, but expect to hear rumblings sometime early next year.

And
Ville Valo leaves message for German fans...



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The new Chromeo video for their Green Label Sound single, "Night By Night."

I seriously love Dave 1.

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Mall closes at 9 PM tonight, mother/grown daughter stay in my store until 9:20, s-l-o-w-l-y-y-y-y-y-y selecting items for the daughter's son. This is bad enough but they end up spending $230 after a 30% off coupon so I tell myself to get over it.

But as they're leaving I hear the daughter say "Do you think if I ran over to Lane Bryant they'd let me in?"

FLKJFLKDJRLKJDLKFJLKJFLK.

Eva Longoria dons the gorgeous Loewe “Vestido” dress at Hollywood Reporter’s Annual Women in Entertainment Breakfast held at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Friday (December 4) in Beverly Hills, Calif.
The night before, the 34-year-old Desperate Housewives actress wore a golden Monique Lhuillier dress at the grand opening of Beso at Crystals at CityCenter, the project’s 500,000-square-foot retail and entertainment district, in Las Vegas, Nevada.
CityCenter, a 67-acre, $8.5 billion mixed-use urban development center, is one of the world’s largest green projects being built with the Leadership in Energy & Environmental Design (LEED) Gold certified Green Building Rating System.

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Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel are in new ads for Absolut vodka. Below are four of the shots, all taken by photographer Ellen von Unwerth.

Bekcinsale plays dress up in one shot as a blond and dons a gold sequined bikini thing in another. Deschanel also goes blond in a futuristic scenario.

Edited to add: First three photos are of Kate, last one is Zooey.

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Things only seemed to get tougher for Playboy every year in the 2000s. As a result of all the free Internet porn and the popularity of more hard-core stars like Sasha Grey and Faye Reagan, the magazine hemorrhaged money throughout the aughts, causing the press to speculate that the publication would go bi-monthly or even quarterly in the upcoming decade.

Nowhere is this problem more evident than the covers from the year 2000, which could easily have run in the 1960s or 1970s, just based on their style. For example, the January cover looks like an acid trip through Berkeley; April stars Bijou Phillips, daughter of the Mamas and the Papas bandleaders; and the photos with Chyna and the Bentley twins reveal fashion choices that worked better 10 or 20 years earlier.

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into it?

I have a final on wednesday that I really don't want to study for, but I feel bad procrastinating. And on Tuesday night I will find out something really pivotal and I'm really scared, and cannot seem to chillax.

I absolutely love the friends I've made from followers on tumblr.

Real short one, and is true in retail regardless of whom you work for:

The very, very worst customer is the one that thinks they can push you around because they're related to you-- you can't leave work secure in the fact that you'll probably never see them again. They just stick around, sucking. Forever.

Dear Customer Who is Related to Me:
Do not ever, EVER call me at home with something related to work. I am at the bottom of the food chain there, there's nothing that I can do except, apparently, be your verbal punching bag because we don't have the item you want and in fact, NO ONE has it.

I want to go down the block, enter your house, and punch you in the face. Except you're too tall. Maybe I'd ask you to kneel down first...

No love,
Jaydee.

Opening April 16, 2010 "Death at a Funeral" stars Chris Rock, Tracy Morgan, Martin Lawrence, Loretta Devine, Ron Glass, Danny Glover, Regina Hall, James Marsden, Zoe Saldana, Columbus Short and Kevin Hart.

The film, which was co-written by Rock and directed by Neil LaBute, is a re-imagining of the 2007 Frank Oz-directed comedy of the same name and centers on a funeral ceremony that leads to the digging up of shocking family secrets, as well as misplaced cadavers and indecent exposure.



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Looks like it could be good. Bring on the race/remake wank.

Kate Hudson was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as she arrived at Annabels nightclub in London last night after the world premiere of her new film, Nine. The actress was bundled up in a white fur coat to brace the brisk London air. Witnesses spotted Kate exiting the club at 3am and heading straight to the airport, where she boarded a private plane that was waiting to whisk her away. Not a bad life…



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Levi Johnston has received a number of other business propositions as well [other than Playgirl]. He was recently offered a six-figure sum to appear in erotic videos by [NSFW] Corbin Fisher [NSFW], one of the world’s premier gay pornography companies.

No, dear ATL readers, this is not an excuse for your above-signed writer to offer you his personal gay porn recommendations. There is actually a legal connection.

The two-page Corbin Fisher offer letter appears below. You can enter your observations and advice in the comments. Next week we will do a round-up of our favorite comments — and let you know how Levi Johnston responded in real life.

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